Title: Shrunken Male Inferiority Audio
File size: 24mb
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This audio is set in a time where all men on the planet have been shrunken down to a couple of inches tall, and women have taken over. In this audio, I play a posh British woman called Elizabeth. I complain about my mother, who keeps trying to marry me off to a rich man. Now that women rule the world, we have no need to marry for money, all property is inherited down the female line. But the man my mother keeps trying to set me up with has no sisters, so all his family’s money would come to him. And once he died, the money would come to our family. I wish my mother would make one of my sisters marry him instead, but he wouldn’t last 5 minutes with Lydia, she would squish him to death the moment she got even slightly annoyed at him. She has no impulse control. My mother knows that I could wait until the property transfer went through before I crushed him like a spider and flushed him away. During this audio, I do a lot of thinking out loud about the pointlessness of men, and how much better, quieter and calmer the world is now they're too small to hear.